investor update ghostwriter template

Don’t ghost

your investors

Instead, hire a ghostwriter (me).

I write your investor updates and keep you accountable.

  • We meet monthly and you get bespoke ready-to-send updates tailored to your startup

  • Written by someone who knows how to communicate with investors

  • I help you best position news
    (both good and bad)

  • We keep your investors
    warm and informed

  • You close your investor pipeline

Building a startup is hard.

Sending your investor updates doesn’t have to be.

What you get:

  • We meet either every month or every quarter to gather your latest updates. Each update is tailored to your business and written in your desired tone of voice.

  • I create concise and complete updates that are ready for you to send to your investors.

  • I coach you on what to say and how to say it. Together, we create an update in a language that investors understand.

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Frequently
(and infrequently)
asked questions

Who is the ghostwriter?

Much like our client list, this is a somewhat closely guarded secret (not really but it’s more fun this way). You will of course meet me during our time together and get to know my background. In the meantime, I can say that I have extensive experience in venture capital with over 100 investments. I have been coaching founders for over 12 years and have been ghostwriting updates behind the scenes for 2 years now. I’m a published author of several books and genuinely enjoy writing these investor updates. I started this service due to my own frustration with so few of my investments sending me consistent updates.

What does this cost?

The cost for each update is $200 which includes a 30-minute video meeting consultation and a completed investor update. There is no minimal contract length and you can cancel your service at any time. It is up to you how often you want to send your updates but I recommend monthly for early-stage companies and quarterly for scaleups.

Will my investors know I used this service?

That is up to you. Some investors might appreciate you being efficient and having more time to focus on your business. In any case, the information you share with us will always be held in confidence and we’ll never reveal our clients to anyone. Even if they ask nicely.

Is this some AI thing?

Surprisingly no. Your investor updates are written by an actual living breathing human. I tried to do this with AI but found the results too generic. I pride myself on giving you highly tailored updates and in your own tone of voice.

Who is this service for?

If you are pre-launch and pre-funding this is probably not the best match for you. If you have raised some money and have some traction then this might be for you. Please note that I do screen my clients to ensure this is a good match for us both and that I can deliver real value for you with my ghostwriting.

Unsure? Book a free intro meeting.

Ghost Stories

Ghost Stories

Series A Founder

Using this service has saved me so much time and kept me accountable.

Early Stage Founder

After just 3 updates we got an investor lead off the fence and into our next round.

Annoyed Investor

So few of my portfolio companies send me consistent updates. It’s the easiest way to keep me engaged.

An actual ghost

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yc investor update template

Curious?

Let’s have a free introductory call to get to know each other.

Send your next update this week.

You know,
the one you forgot to send last week.

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More questions?